If anyone tries to kill you, you try and kill them right back
If you’re done with supper, would you like me to wash your feet?
This must be what going mad feels like
We gotta go to the crappy town where I’m the hero
Simon: (Drunk) You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I... I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money; he gets a town.
Kaylee: (Also drunk) Hamsters is nice.
Simon: To Jayne. The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing.
Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now.
River: It doesn't matter. It's waiting
